The Gametes

A Match Made in Utero


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Temily coverhe Real World Adventures of Sammy Sperm 
AND Emily Egg’s Guide To Fashion

These paper doll coloring books feature adorable pocket-sized gametes with gender-based outfits to wear. A favorite of biologists and propriety educators.

5.99 includes both books and U.S. shipping. Sales tax may be extra. Special order.


Emily Egg’s FairyPriestessAngelGoddess Newage Coloring Calendar sorry, out of print!

Sammy Sperm’s Guide to Safe Sex (featuring Emily Egg) – click here!

ss_cover 4in. 72Sammy Sperm’s Guide to Safe Sex

Really BAD sex ed.

ISBN: 978-1-4610-6185-4
Sammy Sperm explains the ‘ins’ and ‘outs’ of safe sex (i.e. in suits of armor, long distance) and unsafe sex (i.e. with dangerous animals, in busy streets), much to the chagrin of Emily Egg.
On Amazon

“A good laugh at misconceptions about how to prevent conceptions.” —Pamela, Amazon mom

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