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As the California Writers Club Writer in Residence at Joaquin Miller Park, I work with FOJMP and CWC, host events, and write a blog. cwc and fojmp logos, separated by a plume in an inkwell SUBSCRIBE to get "Walkin' with Joaquin" posts in your inbox!

Tag: erotica

My Sexy Decrepitude

July 14, 2017 Kristen Caven

Like the rest of the world, I always assumed that being an old lady meant being shocked if not downright disapproving about sex. Boy, was I surprised when life served up a rejuvenating adventure and broke the news, in the the most delicious way, that a woman of any age can feel like a teenager at heart. […]

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Dancetera!

11:00am Tuesdays at the Veteran's Building

  • "Literary Friendships" talk @ Browning Society

    September 11, 2026  2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
    The Century Club of California, 1355 Franklin St, San Francisco, CA 94109, USA

    Free event - tea and historic costume - RSVP by 9/6

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  • Mills College Writers Salon

    September 25, 2026  4:00 pm - 5:00 pm
    Rothwell Center, Oakland, CA 94613, USA

    https://eventregistration.northeastern.edu/event/millsreunion2026/schedule-of-activities

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  • Hosting: Homecoming BBQ @ Joaquin Miller Park

    October 18, 2026  11:30 am - 4:00 pm
    California Writers Circle, Oakland, CA 94602, USA

    As the CWC Writer in Residence at JMP I'll be hosting our annual literary picnic and producing our annual literary festival!

    All East Bay Writing groups are invited to come eat drink be merry, and READ! (After LItquake we eat LitCake!)

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Kristen (Baumgardner) Caven educates, entertains, and inspires her audiences with an extraordinary array offerings. The author of seven books, several plays, and an award winning cartoon collection, Kristen applies positive psychology to her work strengthening communities through uplifting artistic expressions.

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I've been married 33 years now to the funniest person I know! Scenes from the Lost Coast. Feeling blessed and rested. Also I DROVE THROUGH A TREE!
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